My name is Jami. I'm 20 and a sophomore in college. I'm from Indianapolis. My blog is mostly about bands and concerts and books and shows and movies and things that I like or find funny.

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Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve

Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend

Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay

Me: wait for my surprise

Mom: another one

Dad: what surprise

*a guy walks in*

Me: this is my boyfriend Adam

Parents:

Me: do you get it, Adam and Eve hahaha, Adam and Eve

Parents: no

Me: but the Bible said

twzntyonepilots:

Josh is super aerodynamic…

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

ohpmore:

Paramore last show with Josh and Zac Farro.

ohpmore:

Paramore last show with Josh and Zac Farro.